JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!!

Subject: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 6:59 pm

kAHiT KAKoRnIhAn Na YaN!! PoSt NyU LnG!! lol!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:32 pm

UsE NyU WoRd Na "FACT" In A SenTence 3 TiMes..

AkO ExaMPlE LnG hA!!

-FOR A FACT, BIRDS CANNOT FLY WITH OUT FACTFACT.. affraid

Subject: Weeeee Thu May 31, 2007 7:40 pm

A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon,they write a postcard saying how it went.The 1st girl writes: M&M's.Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: FordThe mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."
Laughing

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:40 pm

Jokes:

1.hey busy? hey busy DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ..Galing..hehe! Want to? Want to 345678910..Galing uli!!

2.Pedro:mis, pabili nga ng bolpen.. Miss:sori po sir.Wla po kming bolpen..(inis n lumabas c Pedro s tndahan) Pedro: my gosh! PENshoppe wlang bolpen?! Haler?!

3.Sbi nla wlng kmay ang ibon. sure?? but one song said "y do birds,sudenly apir.." o tngnan mo, meron clang kamay.. panu cla apir kung walang kmay?

4.CONGRATS!! ur fone has been installed with a new puzzle game.Just throw your fone agains d wall & arange the pcs. bak..Have fun!TRY IT!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:41 pm

Losing your teeth will lessen your sexual drive.

According to chinese:

"Pak ikaw wala ipen, Wala kan-tooth

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:42 pm

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him.

He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.

"Except what?" the man asked.

"Nothing, nothing."

"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'"

"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

"I'll take it!" said the businessman.

The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!"

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:43 pm

wata name!!!
Once upon a time there was a beautiful japanese girl which has long hair, beautiful eyes, soft lucious lips, and fabulous figure but no man ever wants to even come close to her. you know why??? no body knows.. poor "fukiku makuto" we'll she ever find a guy??

Newbie Number of posts : 16 Registration date : 2007-05-31

lilbabybrat wrote:: Jokes:

1.hey busy? hey busy DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ..Galing..hehe! Want to? Want to 345678910..Galing uli!!

2.Pedro:mis, pabili nga ng bolpen.. Miss:sori po sir.Wla po kming bolpen..(inis n lumabas c Pedro s tndahan) Pedro: my gosh! PENshoppe wlang bolpen?! Haler?!

3.Sbi nla wlng kmay ang ibon. sure?? but one song said "y do birds,sudenly apir.." o tngnan mo, meron clang kamay.. panu cla apir kung walang kmay?

4.CONGRATS!! ur fone has been installed with a new puzzle game.Just throw your fone agains d wall & arange the pcs. bak..Have fun!TRY IT!

wahahaha! amfufu.. kakatawa mga jokes mo kitkat! pramis! lol!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:44 pm

A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near him.

He smiled at her (wanting to make conversation) and said, “It’s hairy, isn’t it?” (What he meant to say was that it was “airy” - mahangin or windy)

The American lady got mad and hit him with her umbrella and said, “Well, what did you expect - feathers?! SA MGA INDE NAKARELATE BAHALA KAUNG UMINTINDE.. lol!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu May 31, 2007 7:45 pm

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!! lol!