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xXxEmOkiDxXx
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 216
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-05-31
 |  Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!!  Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:42 pm | |
| A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey." | |
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lamwitchgirl
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Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:43 pm | |
| - xXxzikezxXx wrote:
- A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey." wahahaha... malas nmng baby nyan oh...  | |
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lamwitchgirl
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Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Toples Fat Woman... Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:47 pm | |
| One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose." nkta k lng to sa isng site... | |
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KewL
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 47
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:22 pm | |
| Ang alamat ng Santol...
Guy 1: Pre ano yun??
Guy2: San tol??
Guy1: ahh ok.
>Ang di mkagets tanga mo ^_^ | |
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xXxEmOkiDxXx
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Number of posts : 216
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-05-31
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lilbabybrat
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Number of posts : 108
Age : 34
Registration date : 2007-05-31
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lamwitchgirl
Knight
Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:46 pm | |
| wahahaha.... san-tol... here's another corny one... Q: What goes oh, oh, oh during Xmas?? - Spoiler:
Santa walking backwards!
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lilbabybrat
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Number of posts : 108
Age : 34
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:50 pm | |
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KewL
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 47
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:40 am | |
| Aaylenay, Olinay, Olisam, Olismray, Ranyonmergin, Manerenchay,
Oliimansotennernmay, Sliminemenlimis, Sliminemenlimis,
("Silent Night" ng ngongo, try mo.) | |
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lamwitchgirl
Knight
Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:44 am | |
| etong isa... A chinese couple have their 1st baby... the eyes were big, d hair is curly, d skin is black So, the father gave d baby a beautiful name - Spoiler:
SAM TING WONG
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KewL
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 47
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:46 am | |
| Papaano mo sasabihin ng buong galang sa kausap mo na bad breath siya na hindi maoofend?
Ganito...
"Mawalang galang na po... tae po ba ulam nyo kanina?" | |
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KewL
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 47
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:53 am | |
| Feels great to be in bed waiting for sleep to come . As sumone rubs ur back, up to your neck, your ears, then you hear a soft whisper
"shhh hanapin mo ang mga pumatay sa akin." Goodnight  | |
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KewL
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 47
Age : 33
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:18 am | |
| Akala ko ako na ang pinakamalungkot na tao ngunit nakita ko ang isang lalake na walang mga kamay pero masayang masaya at kumekembot kembot pa.
Nilapitan ko at tinanong ko sya kung bakit ang saya saya nya, "Bakit ang saya-saya mo at pakembot kembot ka pa kahit wala kang mga kamay?"
"Eh kung ikaw 'tong walang kamay at nangangati itlog!", inis niyang sagot. | |
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lilbabybrat
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 108
Age : 34
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:30 pm | |
| Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants *boink2x*, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" | |
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lilbabybrat
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 108
Age : 34
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:33 pm | |
| Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' | |
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lamwitchgirl
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Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:28 pm | |
| Here's a corny one...  Husband: If I die, will you re-marry? Wife: No, I will stay with my sister... Wife: If I die, will YOU re-marry? Husband: - Spoiler:
No, I will stay with your sister...
*Gets nyo? medyo kali2 eh...* | |
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sorbetero24
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Number of posts : 4
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-06-01
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:39 am | |
| Sa globe mahal ang unli sa smart nangangain ng load at sa sun laging walang signal sa TM text ng text ng text ng text ng text... wala ka nmn katext. nyeeeeeeh subra korni  | |
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xXxEmOkiDxXx
Forum Administrator
Number of posts : 216
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:43 am | |
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lamwitchgirl
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Number of posts : 82
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:28 pm | |
| Nagaantay ung girl sa guy kc may date cla... pro late dumating ung guy... sbi ni girl, "Where the... What the... How do... uhm... san k b nangglng ha?" *Nahirapan magenglish kya tinagalog nlng... corny no!? | |
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Faykongchi the Chii
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Number of posts : 118
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:24 pm | |
| Famous break-up lines: "I just realized that I don't wanna be attatched"- DUH! Staple remover gusto mo? "Im confused and I need time to find myself"- Eto ang mapa, go find urself! "We're too different from each other"- Oo kasi tao ako, hayop ka! "You're too immature for me"- Oo na, gusto mo kasi gurang. "I need space"- Ulol, bakit, ano ka, astronaut? hehe.... | |
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Faykongchi the Chii
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Number of posts : 118
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:27 pm | |
| SPECIAL PRAYER FOR GMA..... Aba naman GLORIA, Puno ka ng GRASYA! Ang YAMAN ng BANSA ay SUMAIYO na sa HUSAY ni GARCI naging PEKENG PANGULO KA! Bukod kang MANGDARAYA! sa babaeng lahat. PINAGPALA ring MANGURAKOT ASAWA MO'T ANAK... Kawa wala na natira sa AMEN. PLS PASS THIS PRAYER FOR OUR COUNTRY'S SAKE!!!! | |
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Faykongchi the Chii
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Number of posts : 118
Registration date : 2007-05-31
| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:32 pm | |
| Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes= "TOMKAT" Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt= "BRANGELINA" Ogie and Regine= "OGRE" | |
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babiigiirl
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| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:40 am | |
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babiigiirl
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| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:50 am | |
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babiigiirl
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| | Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:55 am | |
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