JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:25 am

Tanong ko lang ha... Anong klaseng kabastusan ang ginagawa neto???

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Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:30 am

Isang araw,si juan ay nakakita ng isang baboy na nahulog sa bangin...
tinulungan nya itong mkawala at nagulat siya ng bigla na lang nagiba ang anyo ng baboy at naging isang magandang babae. Is pla itong enkantadya.
Sabi ng enkantadya sakanya..

"Dahil ako'y iyong tinulungan,bibigyan kita ng isang agimat na papel. Basahin mo ito kpag ikaw ay nakakita ng multo at matutulungan ka neto."

At sa isang iglap nawala ito. nagdaan ang mga taon at hindi pa nagagamit ni juan ang anting anting..hangang isang gabi habang siya ay pauwi, nakakita siya ng multo sa daanan.. Agad agad niyang naalala ang papel na agimat at itoy binuksan niya... Pagkabukas niya nabasa niya ang nakasulat...

"TAKBO!"

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:28 am

KewL wrote:: Tanong ko lang ha... Anong klaseng kabastusan ang ginagawa neto???

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... ewan... hilig lang siguro mag UP and DOWN... BOUNCY daw ehh... lol!

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:54 am

nakyutan kasi ako kaya post ko dito.. Very Happy

A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked
little Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss."

"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?"

"He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and
collapsed."

Smile

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:57 am

long pero kinda worth reading.. Surprised

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:50 pm

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:36 am

Guy: I really hate seeing a girl stand inside a bus while I myself am seated here perfectly and all comfortable...

Gal: So... you'll give me you're seat??

Guy: Hell no!! I'll close my eyes ^_^ Razz

Subject: Re: JoKeS LaGaY NyU Na D2!! Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:38 am

Apo: Lolo,tayo na po kayo dyan at luto na po ang hapunan nyo. Dalian nyo na po dahil kakaluto lng po para makahigop na kayo ng sabaw na mainit. Lugaw po at Sinigang ang ulam lolo,sige na po para mkainom na din kayo ng gamot nyo at makainom na ng gatas...

Lolo: *tooooot* off Cool